CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR vs NIGERIA
1- it's Lagos NOT Lah-Gos
2- they started off with Black Widow and Scarlet Witch drinking coffee under Lah-gos sun.
... Abeg Abeg
.... Lagos sun and hell fire are almost the same... drinking coffee on hot sun?
....See ehn, Lagos in the afternoon is not where you want anything hot anywhere near you.
3- They now showed us two Lagos policemen and neither of them had a potbelly. shuuuuu?
... WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU!
4- Then we saw Falcon looking down at a Lah-gos street in the middle of the day nd the roads were actually free.
... are we dreaming?
.... where are all the traffics? chai, nawa oh
5-Then a scene popped up and There was actually light in Lagos in the afternoon.
... hehehehe
.. which yeye light?
... PHCN and Lagos that are like: NEVER
6- Fast forward to Black Widow in the middle of a Lagos market....
…and nobody did this:
“Aunty, I get nice shet for you. Sket, chinos, spaghetti Sef dey”
7- Even when Falcon finally came down to join her
.. A whole Anthony Mackie.
.. not one Igbo brother shouted “heysss fine boy!” at him.
Who will now buy all their jeans trousiz?
IF I HEAR.
8- Then we see Lagosians that were just standing around watching people with guns and bombs fight.
HOW?
..... Real Lagosians, when they hear anything that just sounds like a gunshot:
.... they are like, abeg if u no go move, comot give me road..
9- captain America, calling for the Lagos fire and rescue department after a bombing:
...... and they actually arrived on time😂
Chai, Diaris God oh...
Anthony Russo and Joe Russo, abeg next time if una go use CGI on naija, make una check well ooooh.
No comments:
Post a Comment