NEVER YOU MAKE A UNILAG BAE CRY

Don’t make a unilag babe cry! There is nothing as expensive as a Unilag babe's tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L’oreal Eye Liner; 7,500 Naira and Revlon Mascara; 8,500 Naira, then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder Foundation; 11,000 Naira, Zaron Blush; 15,000 Naira and Mac Powder; 19,000 Naira.
Then, finally, when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with Maybelline Lipstick; 12,000 Naira and Avonlip Gloss; 5,000 Naira.
A single drop of her tear is running for about 78,000 Naira, so please, don't make her cry. so bro biko instead of making her cry.... abeg cry the cry for her after all  it is only Vaseline; 150 Naira and Powder; 200 Naira. that you use And most guys don't even use powder sef.
Total for guys; 350 Naira.
so be a smart IBO BOY and don't waste your woman's precious tears.

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